Patricia, a paperback and a late screening
Watercolours, film noir and a novel pressed into your hands at Foyles.
Available todayQuiet evenings, best requested a day or two ahead
- Age 28
- 172 cm
- Home Belgravia
- English
From £250 · Every rate · Photos verified September 2026 under our photo policy
- Age
- 28
- Height
- 172 cm5′8″
- Hair
- long auburn brown
- Eyes
- brown
- Build
- slim
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- Belgravia
Her access levels
- L1One hour60 minutes£250
- L2Ninety minutes90 minutes£400
- L3Two hours120 minutes£500
- L4Three hours180 minutes£700
- L5Dinner datefour hours£900
- L6Overnightten hours£1,800
- L7Weekendby arrangementBy quote
The same card applies to every lady on the list, and getting to you anywhere in Zones 1 and 2 is on the house; 25 percent confirms a hotel or residence evening, 50 percent an overnight. Deposits, travel and changes are set out on the rates page.
Meet Patricia
- 172 cm, slim and graceful
- Brown eyes; auburn brown hair left long
- Late twenties, articulate English
- Watercolours, film noir and secondhand bookshops
- Belgravia home; quiet evenings a day or two ahead
- BelgraviaOutcall across the West End
- NeighbourhoodsEvery door
Watercolour is the medium Patricia paints in, and it suits her nature: soft edges, gentle colour, a patience that lets things settle. At 172 cm she is slim and quietly tall, auburn brown hair loose down her back, brown eyes warm and steady. Her style is romantic bohemian, a floral wrap dress or a linen shirt over wide trousers, a thin gold locket, a woven bag carrying at least one book. In her late twenties, she has an attentive stillness that makes people talk more openly than they intended, and leaves them feeling better for it.
Gentle does not mean quiet. Patricia has a dry humour that surprises, especially when the subject is film noir, which she loves for its shadows, its hats and its terrible decisions. She keeps a running list of forgotten titles to recommend. Bookshops are where she loses whole afternoons, and she will happily lose one with you. Her English is soft and articulate. Romantic by temperament and attentive in practice, she remembers the detail you mentioned in passing and brings it up an hour later.
Foyles on Charing Cross Road is always the first stop, the flagship bookshop with its airy atrium and floor upon floor of shelves. She hands you a novel you have never heard of and insists you read the first page on the spot. Then a short walk to a cinema for a late black and white screening, and a quiet supper afterwards, where she explains why the detective should never have trusted the woman in the fur coat. The night ends back at your hotel, curtains drawn, gentle and unhurried.
Patricia lives in Belgravia and books quiet evenings best a day or two in advance. Tell booking which film you fancy, and she will meet you near Tottenham Court Road with a paperback in hand.
An evening with Patricia
Patricia's perfect evening is a rainy one. She meets you under an umbrella outside the hotel at seven, and you duck into a bookshop to wait out the worst of it, which takes, conveniently, about an hour. She buys you a secondhand crime novel and writes a line inside the cover.
Then the film, preferably something shot in shadow with a saxophone on the soundtrack, followed by a small restaurant where the candles have been burning since opening time. She asks gentle questions and actually waits for the answers. Later, at the hotel, she might sketch the view from the window with a pocket watercolour set, then tear out the page and leave it for you, still slightly damp, on the desk.
Something with rain, a hat and a double cross. If you fall asleep halfway through, I will tell you who did it, but only if you ask nicely.
Windows, mostly. Hotel views, café tables, wet pavements. Watercolour forgives you if you are patient with it.
The best. You learn more about someone from the shelf they drift towards than from an hour of small talk.
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